And a War Turtle

It is my deepest, most heart-felt belief that someday the science to give us gigantic animals will someday be made available to us. Personally, I hold on to the hope that one day I will have enough funds to purchase one of these magnificent creatures, particularly one of the reptilian brand with a large shell. Sure it would move slowly, but on the other hand, it's a giant turtle. Now the only problem will be the salmonella. Oh well.